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Tween TV May Drive Me to Pull the Plug

This Encino mom contemplates undertaking the drastic move of making her family go screen-free for a week.

 

I’m constantly nagging my daughter to turn-off the TV, and I’m now considering taking drastic action. The Campaign For A Commercial-Free Childhood, a week for children and families to turn off their TVs, video games and computers, begins April 18-24. I may just make my family sign up.

Honestly, a screen-free week would require a big sacrifice on my part, too. I make breakfast and pack lunches while watching the local news on NBC, followed by The Today Show. I check Facebook several times a day and have been enjoying the new season of American Idol Wednesday and Thursday nights.

On the other hand, the prospect of an entire week without hearing or seeing Nickelodeon and Disney sitcoms such as iCarly, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody or Shake it Up, is beyond appealing.

If you haven’t been subjected to the deafeningly loud and annoyingly snarky world of tween TV, consider yourself lucky. If you have a daughter approaching the age of eight, consider yourself warned.

Shows aimed at the tween market, generally defined as ages eight to eleven, feature kids who are at least four years older, act like their hyped on Red Bull and quip sarcastic one-liners at their parents. Add in the non-stop laugh track, inane plot lines and, well, you get the picture.

I’m all for vegging out in front of the TV and certainly have no delusion that kids’ TV is going to be educational, or even high quality. I grew up watching The Brady Bunch and The Partridge Family, after all. And in fairness, a couple of the current shows such as Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place and Good Luck Charlie are pretty cute. That may be because those are about the only shows in which the main character isn’t desperate to be in show business.

On Nickelodeon, Big Time Rush follows the idiotic adventures of a wannabe boy band, while Victorious centers on students at a performing arts high school in L.A. Meanwhile, Disney Channel offerings include the over-the-top Shake it Up, about two Chicago girls who score a gig as dancers on a local TV show; Jonas L.A., which is also about a boy band and of course Hannah Montana still plays in reruns.

The biggest part of the problem with today’s tween TV is that it’s available practically 24/7 and pervades all arenas of pop culture. The same stars on Nickelodeon and Disney Channel, sell CDs, go on concert tours, and star in TV movies that are hyped by the cable networks with relentless promotion.

I know it’s my job to set viewing limits and enforce them. But let me tell you, it’s a challenge. The tween TV machine is a formidable opponent. And frankly, while I don’t want to go sans screens for an entire day, let alone week, it may be my only shot at winning this battle.

About this column: Susan is a closet fan of those "Real Housewives" shows, but prefers the simpler insanity of her own life as an Encino mom. On Mondays, she'll share her mother musings in this column, Confessions From the Carpool Line. Follow her on Twitter @Susan_Spillman. Related Topics: Disney, Disney Channel, Hannah Montana, Joe Jonas, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Nickelodeon, Selena Gomez, Wizards of Waverly Place, and kids tv

suzanne

9:46 am on Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Kinda liked iCarly, it's changed for the worse lately and glad my 12 year old has lost interest. I'm with you, totally different in quality and kind to what we grew up with.

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Susan Spillman

1:37 pm on Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Good Luck Charlie is closest to the sitcoms we grew up with because stories involve the whole family. Unfortunately, as with the rest of the shows, it's repeated at least ten times a week. If left to her own devices, she'd watch every time it and the others air.

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A

11:16 am on Wednesday, April 6, 2011

I am so with you. I have an 8 year old and she watches all of the shows you mentioned, and I too can really only stand Good Luck Charley and Wizzards of Waverly Place (sadly, I actually like that one there are so many 80's refrences i laugh when no one else does.. Mr Larrytate.. that's Darren's boss from Bewitched). I just don't understand why the characters have to be such obnoxious brats. Can someone explain that to me ? Why can't they be nice, smart, respectful kids that are still funny and popular. Where has Alex Keaton gone ? Actually, I have started to tivo some of the 80's shows and let my daughter watch them instead. I never though that I would miss Barney !!!

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David Futch

9:38 am on Monday, April 11, 2011

I don't know about any of these programs though they sound awful. I do know that adult television offerings can't be much better. I have a suggestion: Tom and Jerry cartoons air at 1 p.m. weekdays on Toon.

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