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Man Named Fudge Accused of Stealing Desserts

Man Named Fudge Accused of Stealing Desserts:  A 25-year-old man named Conor P. Fudge is accused of stealing $501 in cash, ice cream and cakes from his former employer Cold Stone Creamery in Iowa City, Iowa.  In an intense confrontation, police cornered the man and told him to “freeze,” after which he was taken into custardy.

Daycare Center Finds 14 Bags of Pot in 3-Year-Old’s Backpack:  A 3-year-old girl was found with 14 bags of marijuana in her backpack at a Manhattan daycare center.  What’s wrong with parents these days?  Why the hell would a 3 year-old need more than 1 bag of weed?  We’ve got to quit spoiling these kids!

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Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on the Tracks:  Local police say a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine was run over by a switching locomotive while having sex on the tracks.  This is yet another example of why no one should ever have sex on the railroad tracks unless you're "trained” properly.

Hikers Killed in Rock Slide:  Five hikers have been killed by a sudden, massive rock slide while hiking at the popular Agnes Vaille Falls in Colorado.  Authorities say they don’t have to conduct and investigation because there’s a whole mountain of evidence.

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Cops Suffering from Excessive Sleepiness:  A new study says that nearly a third of police officers may suffer from excessive sleepiness, which can have serious implications for broader job performance and safety.  Makes you wonder just how the hell how something like that can happen anyway.  Did Dunkin’ Donuts run out of coffee or something?

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National Aquarium May Close Due to Lack of Funds:  The National Aquarium, America’s oldest continually operating public aquarium which has been open for 128 years, is running out of and may soon close unless a donor steps in to keep the aquarium going.  All I can say is, its weird to think that the National Aquarium could be closing because they’re “under water.” 

New “Poop Pill” Could Help Infection Victims: Scientists say a "poop pill" - a capsule that contains fecal microbes from a family member - may hold the key to healing an intractable infection that kills 14,000 Americans and sickens more than a half-million each year.  Researchers say the only obstacle is that a lot of people just don’t wanna take any “crap” from family members.

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